I REMEMBER BACK WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS A NATURALLY GREY CAT. TURNS OUT IT WAS MY DUMBASS OWNER FEEDING ME ASH BY THE BUCKET-LOAD. SEE? RECENTLY, SHE DECIDED TO SWITCH TO SOME HIPPIE-DIPPY VEGAN CAT CHOW FULL OF SPIRULINA AND WHEAT GRASS. AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M POSITIVELY F**KING THRILLED ABOUT IT.
