To get upvotes, you have to post items that the general public will like. So far, the best meme you've made was the pie chart about you and boys. Even old farts like me can relate (although I prefer the female types, not boys)
Ignore begging for upvotes. Instead, post memes and GIFs people will like. You're playing to a world wide audience, so you have to provide world worthy posts. Also, start commenting on other people's memes to build up a fan base. Comments can often lead to decent memes. I didn't have an idea what to post today, but a comment on one of my memes gave me the inspiration to create 5 of the 6 memes I made today. Yes, I made 6 memes in less than an hour. Good inspiration.
I paid the upvote tax here because I commented. Now it's your duty as a poster to upvote everyone that comments and upvotes your meme. Both of you get those points you're asking for. Remember, you can meme comment when you hit 1,000 points. Build your fan base and go to it.