Toady McCain

I'M JOHN MCCAIN. I SET A US AIRCRAFT CARRIER ON FIRE, KILLING 200 AMERICANS. I WAS ONLY CAPTURED BECAUSE I VIOLATED ORDERS AND FLEW TOO LOW. MY POW NAME WAS SONGBIRD BECAUSE I HELPED THE COMMIES. I WAS CONVICTED AS A WAR CRIMINAL, NIXON PARDONED ME; TRUMP & PENCE ARE ASSHOLES AND OBAMA WAS A BETTER PRESIDENT