THERE'S JUST BEEN A SHOOTING IN DC. SOME NUT JOB SHOT UP A BUNCH OF POLITICIANS! GIMME HEADLINES PEOPLE! TRUMP SUPPORTER GIVES IN TO INNER DEMONS! GUNS ARE BAD! REPUBLICANS' RHETORIC GIVES PREDICTABLE OUTCOME! ACTUALLY, IT WAS A BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTER WHOSE FRIENDS SAY WAS PRETTY LEVEL HEADED.