WILL U "RELISH" DA FACT DAD IM THE "UNPUNITRIBLE" PUN MAKER AND; U WILL NEVER "KETCHUP" TO MY "UNDOGEABLE" PUNS AND; U ALSO NEVER "MUSTARD" ENOUGH STRENGTH TO MAKE THE "PUNNIEST" PUNS SO THAT DOES IT IM THE "PUNNIEST" OF US TWO AND I SHALL ALWAYS "OUTPUN" U