What part of "if I had wanted to be" aren't you capable of understanding?
I'm saying I could have been nastier than I was. And I'm investing a hell of a lot more time on you than you deserve. So get a sense of humor, stop taking yourself so seriously, and please save your energy by kindly leaving me the hell alone.
Seriously! Because you've just made it onto my Ignore List! You're going to be ignored henceforth, and I'm not responding to any more of your comments.