WHEN YOU WALK INTO A STORE WITH A SODA IN YOUR PURSE; AND AN EMPLOYEE CLAIMS YOU SHOPLIFTED IT, OPENED IT, DRANK HALF OF IT, MADE IT WARM AND SOMEWHAT FLAT, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE POLICE TO SHOW UP SO YOU CAN FURNISH A RECEIPT BECAUSE THE EMPLOYEES ACCUSING YOU OF THEFT DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.
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