IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. WISHES? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HOW OLD YA TURNIN'? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO. I'M 12! YA SHOWOFF, I'M TURNING 35, YA WHIPPER SNAPPER; PLEASE, SIR, NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY! OH, DEAR, NOW LOOK WHAT MY GRAVESTONE'S GONNA SAY: JONATHAN LINUS LINCOLN. BORN JUNE 7, 2005. DIED JUNE 7, 2017. THROWN FROM BUILDING