Kick annoying doctors in the face and pass it off as the knee jerk reflex

ONCE, THERE WAS AN ANNOYING DOCTOR; ONE DAY, HE WAS SO ANNOYING, THAT I TOOK HIS REFLEX HAMMER, TAPPED MY KNEE, AND KICKED HIM IN THE FACE. WHEN HE SAID "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" I SAID "SORRY. IT'S JUST MY REFLEX. TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE"