How do you like my bait?

This spirit animal cannot climb cans. #AdviceDog

But they can climb a suitcase in holiday inn express

They can also come out of a tarot book I was given. Just one. Maybe. Who knows. What i do know, is that rare tarot book is old and rare, and polite scary lady randomly gave because I was undercutting the competition, with free. True story :P

I would tie it in a black plastic sack and set in hot sun for a few hours.

I wonder how long it takes people to realize the upvote anyone? Refers to me upvoting their funny comments. So far you are the only one to notice LoL

LoL, situation looks fishy

Don’t beg for upvotes.

I wasn't looking for upvotes on my meme, I was looking for funny comments from others that I would upvote