I WAS WALKING IN THE WOODS AND OUT OF NOWHERE, A DIVINE BEING FELL FROM A GLORIOUS SPACE CRAFT. WHEN IT STARTED TALKING TO ME, MY EARS BLED BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE BEAUTIFUL VOICE OF THIS SPECTACULAR CREATURE FROM THE HEAVENS. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT IT WAS, I TELL THEM... CHUCK NORRIS