Blue Dog Democrat Problems.... there's always that one

I don't understand politics, support progressive candidates or parties, but I identify as progressive damn it & don't want to learn differently. How dare Greens bring up other political worldviews inadvertently exsposing that I don't even understand the one I blindly support. All I really want is a circle jerk about how "progressive" I am for supporting the Dem party; I don't want to discuss or understand the topics I bring up, I just want my taco licked for being a good sheep