MY FAVORITE RECIPE:; YOU WILL NEED: 1 HUMAN, 1 BOTTLE OF GRAIN ALCOHOL AND 1 COMPETER OR DEVICE WITH AND INTERNET CONECTION; DIRECTIONS:; STEP 1 : OPEN THE GRAIN ALCOHOL; STEP 2 : APPLY THE ALCOHOL TO THE HUMAN LIBERALLY (OR TO TASTE); STEP 3 : NOW YOU MIX THE PICKLED HUMAN TO THE COMPUTER; YOU HAVE NOW MADE YOU SELF A "ASSHOLE" SIT BACK AND ENJOY WHAT YOU CREATED
