You don't know what a noob is until you've seen my mom play Minecraft. I have to keep telling her "mom you idiot, you broke the _____ instead of (insert item's function), I told you, that one is destroy and that one is place!" "you press the (insert button) button" "that's the HOTBAR you idiot, it's where you keep the stuff you need to use a lot but don't have time to go into your inventory for" "YOU IDIOT THAT'S A HOSTILE DANGEROUS MOB STOP ASSUMING EVERYTHING WANTS YOU TO FEED IT" " (insert facepalm sound) just click that thing and you can (select one: stop flying if in creative, jump, move around, switch items, crouch, place a block) "
Yeah. My mom is the biggest noob in the world and I still play console edition Minecraft with her.