AH KILLED MAH BESS FRAN FER YOU PEOPLE!!!! MY BEST FRIEND IS ICE CREAM; MY BEST FRIEND SLICED OFF MY ARMS AND LEGS, LEFT ME TO BURN TO DEATH IN A VOLCANO, AND DIDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME THE SATISFACTION OF KILLING HIM; MY BEST FRIEND KILLED MY OTHER BEST FRIEND'S PARENTS; I AM SO NORMAL
