TAKE A PISS NOW; WAIT TO GO LESS TIMES TO THE BATHROOM; PEE INTO A BOTTLE SO YOU WONT NEED TO LEAVE YOUR PC MASTER RACE; DRINK WATER BEFORE YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM SO THESE WATER WILL GO OUT WITH YOUR VISIT TO THE BATHROOM; INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM, MAKE A LONG POST ABOUT GOING TO THE BATHROOM