Hey. I see this was made 3 days ago so it is no longer your birthday. So I have no reason not to do this:
*blows up a balloon and releases it so it flies around the room making fart noises*
*while you are watching the balloon, I steal your slice*
*when you realize what i did, it's too late because I already ate most of it*
You can have part of that orange slice there.
