trump "SO james, YOU'LL BE COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT WHERE YOU WILL PLEDGE ABSOLUTE LOYALTY TO ME AND EVERYTHING I DO!" comey "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THAT BUT I WILL BE HONEST AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH!" trump "BUT YOU DO WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB DON'T YOU?" comey "NOT AT THAT COST!"; trump "OH, OK THEN, COULD YOU TELL ME IF I'M BEING INVESTIGATED? BECAUSE YOU KNOW #trumpRussiaCollusion IS FAKE!" comey "NO, AND IT ISN'T!"
