Bad Pun Rodney Dangerfield

I BET YOU WANNA KNOW HOW SIMILAR REAL LIFE & THE GAME OF LIFE IS AM I RIGHT? IN THE GAME OF LIFE, EVERYTHING IS THROWN AT YOU UNTIL IT ENDS; REAL LIFE IS MORE LIKE THOSE MOVIES YOU SEEN IN YOUR CHILD HOODS; EXCEPT THE BULLSHIT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE EVERYTHING TERRIBLE BEYOND THE EYES CAN SEE AND YOU DIE THAT'S IT