“YOU KNOW, I USED TO THINK IT WAS AWFUL THAT LIFE WAS SO UNFAIR. THEN I THOUGHT, WOULDN'T IT BE MUCH WORSE IF LIFE WERE FAIR, AND ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO US COME BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY DESERVE THEM? SO, NOW I TAKE GREAT COMFORT IN THE GENERAL HOSTILITY AND UNFAIRNESS OF THE UNIVERSE.”; J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI