I GOT PULLED OVER FOR DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED; THE OFFICER ASKED IF I WOULD SUBMIT TO A BREATHALYZER TEST BUT I TOLD HIM I HAD A COLLAPSED LUNG; HE ASKED FOR A BLOOD TEST? YEAH, BUT I SAID I WAS A HEMOPHILIAC AND ONE PRICK COULD KILL ME; SO I IMAGINE HE ASKED YOU TO WALK A STRAIGHT LINE? HE DID, BUT I TOLD HIM THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I WAS DEAD DRUNK
