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then he pepper sprayed me and tied me to the roof of his police car

then he pepper sprayed me and tied me to the roof of his police car | I GOT PULLED OVER FOR DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED; THE OFFICER ASKED IF I WOULD SUBMIT TO A BREATHALYZER TEST BUT I TOLD HIM I HAD A COLLAPSED LUNG; HE ASKED FOR A BLOOD TEST? YEAH, BUT I SAID I WAS A HEMOPHILIAC AND ONE PRICK COULD KILL ME; SO I IMAGINE HE ASKED YOU TO WALK A STRAIGHT LINE? HE DID, BUT I TOLD HIM THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I WAS DEAD DRUNK | image tagged in inception,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
651 views • 12 upvotes • Made by KenJ 8 years ago in fun
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3 ups, 8y,
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Picard Wtf Meme | FOR BEING DEAD DRUNK YOU SURE ANSWERED SOBERLY | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
KenJ
3 ups, 8y
HE'S AN ACTOR, CAPTAIN HE CAN EXPRESS ALL SITUATIONS AT ANY TIME | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 8y,
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https://imgflip.com/i/1p26lk :: I'm having a party!!!
KenJ
1 up, 8y
Just submitted these: imgflip.com/i/1p2zqz & imgflip.com/i/1p3038
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I GOT PULLED OVER FOR DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED; THE OFFICER ASKED IF I WOULD SUBMIT TO A BREATHALYZER TEST BUT I TOLD HIM I HAD A COLLAPSED LUNG; HE ASKED FOR A BLOOD TEST? YEAH, BUT I SAID I WAS A HEMOPHILIAC AND ONE PRICK COULD KILL ME; SO I IMAGINE HE ASKED YOU TO WALK A STRAIGHT LINE? HE DID, BUT I TOLD HIM THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I WAS DEAD DRUNK