FAKE YOU ARE SICK SO YOU DONT GO TO SCHOOL; EAT SOMETHING ROTTEN SO YOU DONT GO TO SCHOOL; GO TO SCHOOL BUT MAKE A PLAN SO YOU DONT ACTUALLY ENTER THE SCHOOL; REMOVE THE TIRES FROM YOUR TEACHER CAR; GO TO SCHOOL WITH A GUN AND SHOOT EVERYONE OR CONTRACT TERRORISTS TO EXPLODE A BOMB IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN THERE IS NO ONE THERE; SUCC