Pompous Albert Meets Smug Neighbour Kitty

Thanks :-) I was working a food court (night cleaner) for awhile, and there was this one customer who wore waaay too much aftershave, and he'd always tell me that he was so good he couldn't stand himself whenever I asked him how he was...I used the comeback on him .. the rest of his buds laughed at the joke, but he didn't speak to me for months after that :-P

That's hilarious!

It was .. don't know if his initial reaction .. or the fact that he wouldn't speak to me for so long afterwards .. was the funnier :-) .. because he would often throw some rather un-funny one-liners at me. The only way to describe him would be a Foghorn Leghorn type of guy ... so I honestly can't say I missed the dialogue between myself and him, hee hee, so the one-liner had an unintended (but useful) purpose!