"DONALD TRUMP'S SON-IN-LAW'S FAMILY HELD AN EVENT IN CHINA PROMOTING INVESTMENT IN THEIR COMPANY THROUGH SPECIAL VISAS TO THE U.S.," SAID PIGLET. "WERE THEY GRIFTERS BEFORE THEIR SON MARRIED IN DONALD TRUMP'S FAMILY, OR IS RIPPING OFF AMERICA CONTAGIOUS IN THAT FAMILY?" ASKED POOH.