HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! LEMME TELL YOU A LIL HISTORY STORY; SO MEXICO WAS GONNA SHIP SOME MAYONNAISE TO THE US; IT WAS LED BY CAPTAIN IGNACIO ZARAGOZA; BUT THEN AN ICEBERG NAMED NAPOLEON THE THIRD DONE HIT IT; AND ALL THE MAYO SUNK; ORIGINALLY IT WAS CALLED "SINKO DE MAYO"; BUT THE PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT WANTED IT TO BE A SOFT 'C' INSTEAD OF AN 'S'; JUST LIKE HOW I LIKE MY TACOS
