HELLO, I AM CALLING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT CHANGING YOUR LONG DISTANCE PLAN; I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE; BUT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR SUPERVISOR RIGHT NOW I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU; HELLO THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM; NO PROBLEM SIR, JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW FRIENDLY YOUR ASSOCIATE IS; YOU CAN TRANSFER ME BACK NOW; SO I HEAR YOU WOULD LIKE THE 25 CENTS A MINUTE PLAN, EXCELLENT CHOICE; 25 CENTS A MINUTE? ISN'T THAT A LITTLE HIGH; IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO MY SUPERVISOR ABOUT THIS RATE I CAN TRANSFER YOU OVER TO HIM; NO THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, I JUST.... PLEASE HOLD WHILE I GET HIM FOR YOU; I HEAR YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR RATE; NO SIR, NOT AT ALL; GOOD; YOU BETTER NOT GET TRANSFERRED BACK TO ME; SO I SEE THAT YOU WENT WITH THE 50 CENTS A MINUTE PLAN; NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE THAT DARING; 50 CENTS A MINUTE!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID... IF THERE IS AN ISSUE SIR I CAN... NO NO NO, 50 CENTS IS PERFECT; EXCELLENT SIR, YOU WILL SEE THE CHANGES REFLECTED ON YOUR NEXT BILL; THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING AT&T AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, GOODBYE; WHAT THE %$&# JUST HAPPENED
