KIM JUNG IL'S BIO SAYS A NEW STAR APPEARED IN THE SKY WHEN HE WAS BORN; HE GOT 11 HOLE IN ONES THE FIRST TIME HE PLAYED GOLF HE CAN ALTER THE WEATHER WITH HIS THOUGHTS HE COULD WALK AT 3 WEEKS OLD AND TALK AT 8 WEEKS OLD HE WROTE SIX OPERAS IN TWO YEARS AND WROTE 1,500 BOOKS; THE TRUTH IS HE COPIED IT ALL FROM CHUCK NORRIS'S BIOGRAPHY