WHAT I MISS ABOUT ALCOHOL:; - PHRASES LIKE;; * "NO -REALLY, PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!"; * "SOMEONE SHOOT ME IN THE ASS WITH THIS BLOWGUN"; * "WHERE'S THE TASER? I'M ABOUT TO WIN A BET"; * "IF I PASS OUT... YOU BETTER NOT BURN ME WITH A HOT QUARTER"; * "WHO DREW DICKS ON MY FACE?!?!?"; * "I'M BUYIN'!!!"
