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Chuck Norris Week! May 1-7! A Sir_Unknown event.

Chuck Norris Week! May 1-7! A Sir_Unknown event. | GUNS CARRY; CHUCK NORRIS FOR PROTECTION | image tagged in memes,chuck norris | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Don't You Squidward Meme | THAT FEELING WHEN YOU HEAR AN ORIGINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT... | image tagged in memes,dont you squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I'm gonna upvote every Chuck Norris joke I haven't heard before..;)
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Chuck Norris week  | CHUCK NORRIS ONCE CUT AN ONION WITH ITS OWN TEARS | image tagged in memes,chuck norris week,chuck norris,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
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Heard a similar, but this goes one step further,lol :D
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And swords carry Bruce Lee for protection.. :D
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Now class open your Chuck Norris text books to chapter 5, or Chuck Norris is king 5.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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The "Chuck Norris Fact" Beast has been awoken
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Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears
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Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestory, The man ate a f**king indian.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. Steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Premisson to use this for memes?
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Permission Granted
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10000 VIEWS YEAAAAAAAAA
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
(If I should stop with the Facts, pls tell me and I'll stop)
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There fun no need to stop.
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I had no clue you could actually beat WoW. But Chuck did.
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Don't question it.
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My final week contribution!
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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RadecKillzone is actually Chuck Norris.
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Aw Thank you ^_^
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Chuck Norris fears one thing, Moma Norris
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Oh, god... I'm scared now.. :0
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Guys, serious warning! DON'T SEARCH UP ON GOOGLE "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" CAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU WILL DIE BY CHUCK NORRIS!
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Ok
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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[image deleted]:D :)
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Thank you. And don't worry, I'll be Spitting Chuck Norris Facts all week, and I got A LOT of them. :D :) ^_^
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Alright, and BTW if you ever need help promoting a week, I'm your guy!
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Thx M8
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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month, they bleed for a week because of it.
*Cries*
It's almost over T_T :( D:
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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month, they bleed for a week because of it.

(I'm going all out)
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Last day for Chuck Norris Week.
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:(
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I know. I wish it could last longer.
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When I talk about Chuck Norris, I call them FACTS instead of jokes.
(Because I'm afraid if I call them jokes, Chuck will appear outta nowhere and Roundhouse kick me.)
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The truth about Red Bull
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