Creepy Condescending Wonka

Disappointing my parents when I tell them that I am in love with a white man.

My wife had to do a little bit of persuading her parents.

until they met me, and realized how much I love her.

There is such a thing as reverse racism.

I am not afraid of heights, inside of a building, but don't want to try hang gliding, or parachuting.

big dogs.

disappointing my wife

dying before I am 212 years old