WORK AT DESK JOB AT A CALL CENTER WHERE OUR BOSSES TELL US TO SIT BACK DOWN IF WE STAND UP AND DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS THAT MOST OF THEIR EMPLOYEES ARE OBESE; BUT THEY DO PASS AROUND A SNACK CART ALL DAY FULL OF CHIPS, CANDY AND SODA SO I GOT THAT GOIN FOR ME WHICH IS NICE