"DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE TRAVELS TO HIS PRIVATE CLUB IN FLORIDA BECAUSE TRAVELING TO NEW YORK WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE AND HE DOESN'T WANT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO PAY FOR IT," SAID PIGLET. "WOULDN'T IT BE EVEN CHEAPER TO HAVE HIS WIFE LIVE WITH HIM AND FOR DONALD TRUMP TO STAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND DO HIS JOB?" ASKED POOH.