HOW TO MAKE A MAD LIB; TWO DICKS, BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY,
IN FAIR MOUNT VERNON, WHERE WE LAY OUR SCENE,
FROM ANCIENT BUTT BREAK TO NEW MUTINY,
WHERE CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN.
FROM FORTH THE FATAL LOINS OF THESE TWO FOES
A PAIR OF STAR-CROSS`D IDIOTS TAKE THEIR LIFE;
WHOLE MISADVENTURED PITEOUS OVERTHROWS
DO WITH THEIR NUT BURY THEIR PARENTS` STRIFE.
THE FEARFUL PASSAGE OF THEIR GAY LOVE,
AND THE CONTINUANCE OF THEIR PARENTS` RAGE,
WHICH, BUT THEIR CHILDREN`S END, NOUGHT COULD SHITTING,
IS NOW THE 69 HOURS` TRAFFIC OF OUR STAGE;
THE WHICH IF YOU WITH NICE HEAD ATTEND,
WHAT HERE SHALL LICKING, OUR TOIL SHALL STRIVE TO MEND.
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