I HAD A SPIDER TAKE UP A HOME INSIDE THE SIDE MIRROR OF MY CAR. FOR WEEKS IT LIVED THERE CONSTRUCTING ITS WEB ON THE OUTSIDE OF MY CAR. EVERY DAY IT GREW MORE AND MORE COMPLEX, EVENTUALLY RIVALING THE GREATEST ARCHITECTURAL WONDERS MANKIND HAS EVER PRODUCED. IT WAS LIGHTER THAN AIR BUT COULD SURVIVE HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ON THE HIGHWAY. MORE INFORMATION CAN BE TRANSMITTED BY DNA THAN ANY WONDER MAN HAS PRODUCED HITHERTO. WHITE PRIVILEGE EXISTS MY FRIEND AND THAT'S A GOOD THING NO A BAD THING. COUNTERSIGNALING WHITE PRIVILEGE IS LIKE COUNTER SIGNALLING SPIDER PRIVILEGE, THOUGH.
