NWS: DON'T WORRY IT'S JUST A SEVERE THUNDER STORM. CALLER: A TORNADO JUST TOUCHED DOWN! WHY IS THERE NO WARNING?! CALLER: IT JUST BLEW AWAY MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE! NWS: MUST JUST BE STRAIGHT LINE WINDS. CALLER: IT'S A TORNADO! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?! NWS: BECAUSE IT'S ONLY A TORNADO IF WE SAY IT'S A TORNADO. DISH