Wake up people

Wake up people  | FITBIT STYLELISH BRAINWASHING TRACKING YOUR EVERY MOVE DUMB ASS | image tagged in memes,fitbit,fitness apps,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
790 views, 15 upvotes, Made by smerkin 12 months ago memesfitbitfitness appsfirst world problems
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Captain Jack Sparrow But you | BUT IT'S ALSO GIVING YOU BREAST CANCER | image tagged in captain jack sparrow but you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Fitbit rearranged is Tit FBI... *cues X-Files theme. X{D
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GREAT SCOTT YOU'RE RIGHT THAT ALSO MIGHT EXPLAIN THE TIGHTNESS IN MY PANTS AND THE STANGE EARGE TO GET 'GIGGY WITH IT'. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Omg is this the beginning of the end for all breastkind? Lol :)
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PLEASE GOD! NOT THE TITTIES! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Tune in next time on: The Breast Files. :{D
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IT SEEMS VERY NIPPLE ON THE PLANET HAS BEEN STOLEN BY AN UNDERWEAR COMPANY SCULLY. ITS A CONSPIRACY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | WHAT THE HELL ARE THE ALIENS GOING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE NIPPLES?!? | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Maybe they wear them like pasties? Cook 'em up like bacon? I don't know. :{O
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Picard Wtf Meme | DAM IT MAN.. I ONLY HAVE ONE MOUTH AND NINE TOES | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Now im hungery. Wanna go halves in a side of bacon ? )lol its gluton free from repression a.k.a mmmmmmm yum.......wait for it. Yyy lol
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Ancient Aliens Meme | NIPPLE BACON? ALIENS | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
These nipples are making me thirsty! X{D
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2 ups, 1 reply
And yet drive though burgerking at 3 a.m still sounds like a good idear :)
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Oh Smerkin! X{D
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Damn .the boss sounded cool :)
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He was actually a crack headed white conservative Christian. Meaning, the crack made him super macho and overbearing.

Other than that he was pretty cool. Kind of like the actor that plays the boss in Waiting. :{D
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Lol would love a beer right now but at work.yeah 11 a.m Wednesday.
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I worked in a bar once. And we had this table full of party-goers doing shots of tequila.

They asked the manager if me and the waitress could do some shots with them and the boss let us.

It was great. Except none of the ladies were single. :{O
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Lol i think we have all said that at one point or another :)
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They put drugs in the food to keep us coming back.

Hey it's like 11 am on a Wednesday there right? F**kin' beer me! :{D
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:)
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I like their chicken fries. My body doesn't, but I do. X{D
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Only live once .unless you are keith richards :)
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lol The drugs are preserving his body for the future! X{D
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