Wake up people

Fitbit rearranged is Tit FBI... *cues X-Files theme. X{D

Omg is this the beginning of the end for all breastkind? Lol :)

Tune in next time on: The Breast Files. :{D

Maybe they wear them like pasties? Cook 'em up like bacon? I don't know. :{O

Now im hungery. Wanna go halves in a side of bacon ? )lol its gluton free from repression a.k.a mmmmmmm yum.......wait for it. Yyy lol

These nipples are making me thirsty! X{D

And yet drive though burgerking at 3 a.m still sounds like a good idear :)

Oh Smerkin! X{D

Damn .the boss sounded cool :)

He was actually a crack headed white conservative Christian. Meaning, the crack made him super macho and overbearing.

Other than that he was pretty cool. Kind of like the actor that plays the boss in Waiting. :{D

Lol would love a beer right now but at work.yeah 11 a.m Wednesday.

I worked in a bar once. And we had this table full of party-goers doing shots of tequila.

They asked the manager if me and the waitress could do some shots with them and the boss let us.

It was great. Except none of the ladies were single. :{O

Lol i think we have all said that at one point or another :)

They put drugs in the food to keep us coming back.

Hey it's like 11 am on a Wednesday there right? F**kin' beer me! :{D

:)

I like their chicken fries. My body doesn't, but I do. X{D

Only live once .unless you are keith richards :)

lol The drugs are preserving his body for the future! X{D