A DOG WALKS INTO A BAR, AND ORDERS A SCOTCH AND SODA. THE BARTENDER CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A TALKING DOG IN HIS BAR. DAD... THE BARTENDER HANDS THE DOG HIS DRINK AND SAYS, "IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORK, THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN, AND THEY COULD PROBABLY USE SOMETHING LIKE YOU."; DON'T DO IT... AND THE DOG SAYS, "WHY, DO THEY NEED AN ELECTRICIAN?"; I HATE YOU SO MUCH. BECAUSE THE DOG IS AN ELECTRICIAN, CARL!!