"I'M SURE THIS WILL MAKE HIS DAUGHTER VERY HAPPY SINCE SHE MANUFACTURES JUST ABOUT ALL HER GOODS IN CHINA, AND JUST RECEIVED NEW TRADEMARK PROTECTIONS THERE," SAID POOH. "DONALD TRUMP, EVEN THOUGH HE PROMISED TO DO IT IN HIS FIRST HOUR OF BEING PRESIDENT, WILL NOT CALL CHINA A CURRENCY MANIPULATOR," SAID PIGLET.