"DONALD TRUMP'S PRIVATE CLUB MAR-A-LAGO WAS CITED FOR A RECORD NUMBER OF HEALTH VIOLATIONS," SAID CHRISTOPHER ROBIN. "THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER DONALD TRUMP DOUBLED THE ENTRANCE FEE TO $200,000."; "MAYBE HE SHOULD ALSO PUT HIS SON-IN-LAW IN CHARGE OF CLEANING THE KITCHEN," SAID POOH.