Also, he sneaks into you're house from you're chimney, sound like a robber to anyone else? If the door's locked, it's locked for a reason jolly old fat man.
THERE IS PROOF THAT SANTA IS A PERVERT; "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE" SO HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER TOO, AND WHEN YOU'RE CHANGING, ETC.