YOU MAY BE SITTING IN A DARK PIT OF FLAME, BURNING TO DEATH WHILE YOUR EYES ARE BEING GOUGED OUT BY A SCHOOL OF RAINBOW UNICORN FISH AND HAVING YOUR LEGS SAWED OF BY GORDON RAMSAY, ALSO MAYBE YOU ARE BEING POKED WITH A LONG AFRICAN CHOPSTICK IN YOUR BACK BY A ROUGE ANTARCTICAN MUTATED ELEPHANT MONKEY; BUT THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS