RALLIES THE TROOPS TO PITCH IN ON A PIZZA. COLLECTS, THEN STIFFS THE DELIVERY GUY AND POCKETS THE CHANGE. EATS THE LAST SLICE. GIVES YOU A RIDE HOME IN HIS MOM'S CAR, AND DEMANDS GAS MONEY EVEN THOUGH HE LIVES WITHIN BLOCKS FROM YOU. THEN, TO TOP IT OFF, HE ASKS TO USE YOUR JOHN, THEN DROPS A PHANTOM DEUCE AND BOUNCES W/OUT LIGHTING A MATCH OR HITTING THE FAN. MAKES SURE TO SNAG A COLD POP ON THE WAY OUT, AND FLASHES DEUCES BEFORE SLAMMING THE DOOR, WAKING YOUR ROOMMATE WHO HEADS DIRECTLY FOR THE RUDE AWAKENING THAT'S WAITING FOR HIM IN THE SHUTTER.
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