"I HAVE A BAD FEELING THE BIGGEST SURPRISE WILL BE FOR AMERICA," SAID POOH. "AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY."; "DONALD TRUMP'S ADMINISTRATION WILL NOT TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHEN THEY DEPLOY TROOPS TO SYRIA OR IRAQ," SAID PIGLET. "THEY SAID THEY NEED TO MAINTAIN THE 'ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.'"