Bad Luck Brian

in the beginning there was nothing, then it exploded. hmmm sounds legit.

So if you dispute the big bang, then you have to answer the question who created God. Saying he has always existed isn't an answer, but a dodge to avoid the real question. Could God be a product of evolution?

God was before time. Thus He is eternal.John 1:1-3New International Version (NIV)

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.....14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.

Who was there to witness that? were you?

John witnessed it, and wrote it down. Mathew witnessed it and wrote it down. Peter witnessed it and John Mark wrote it down for Peter. Luke wrote his gosple so that his friend Theophilus would know that Jesus was legit.
Luke 1: 1 Inasmuch as many have taken in hand to set in order a narrative of those things which have been fulfilled among us, 2 just as those who from the beginning were eyewitnesses and ministers of the word delivered them to us, 3 it seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write to you an orderly account, most excellent Theophilus, 4 that you may know the certainty of those things in which you were instructed.

Uh, they weren't around then, either. If you believe the Bible, you'd recall that Adam was the first man. had they witnessed it, they'd be older than God.

The writer of the gospel of John was obviously an eyewitness of the events of Christ's life since he speaks from a perspective of having been there during many of the events of Jesus' ministry and displays a good knowledge of Israeli geography and customs.

The John Rylands papyrus fragment 52 of John's gospel dated in the year 125-135 contains portions of John 18, verses 31-33,37-38. This fragment was found in Egypt. It is the last of the gospels and appears to have been written in the 80's to 90's. Most scholars say it was written in the early 90's. This means that the time span between the original writing of John and its earliest copy (fragment) is approximately 35-45 years.

gotta call bullshit on your thesis: you plainly said, "God was before time. Thus He is eternal.John 1:1-3New International Version (NIV)" I challenged that there was no witnesses to that, and you then say that John was around during Christ's time on Earth. That was only a couple thousand years ago. John did NOT witness God being around before time.

Am I showing disrespect toward you or your belief system? If I am not please do not disrespect me, by cussing.
Jesus was God in the flesh. Colossians 1:15 (NLT) "Christ is the visible image of the invisible God. He existed before anything was created and is supreme over all creation..."
Also John saw Christ in heaven after Jesus Resurrection thus we see in the last book of the Bible called Revelations. "...his servant John, who bore witness to the word of God and to the testimony of Jesus Christ, even to all that he saw....."
So since John saw the Eternal God in all His glory he(John) has validation towards his claim.
Now about nobody being around before eternity,that would make since since we mere mortals are not eternal. We should expect an Eternal Being who claims to be the only Eternal Being not to have any other beings around Him before there was time.
The Bible clearly teaches "the just shall live by faith" (Habakkuk 2:4, Romans 1:17, Galatians 3:1, Hebrews 10:38) so I take by faith that God who can not lie is eternal. Just like by faith you believe what you believe about the eternality of God, but will you ever be or do have any real hope that you will be justified by your faith in the mathematic improbability that nothing created something?

I used bullshit because it was more appropriate than "baloney" when pointing out bullshit.You're using a book of fairy tails to justify your arguement. Can you justify where in the bible that "bullshit" is cussing? Nope,because you aren't even aware of the history of the word.

To get back to my original question, who created God? The Bible just says he was, and that's that. but the way it reads, there was a time before God.Could it be that the Big Bang Theory created God? It just took him a few billion years to gain the consciousness and ability to do what you say he can. Explains the big gap in the age of the universe

It's not about the word usage it is about respect. It is also called talking big behind a screen name. I am glad you know the history of words, I am sure you are a real etymologist, with countless hours of study in the discipline of Philology and I am throughly impressed that through your study of linguistics you can troll people on IMGFLIP.
I also see how you disbelieve in an eternal God that created everything, but believe that an eternal nothing created a big bang. I am by no means a mathematician, but I do know that the mathematic possibility of nothing creating everything is 0.
If you wish to continue this dialogue I am all for it, but in order to do so we will show respect for differing views. Either way you choose is fine with me, but just remember this next time you see a blade of grass or a pretty flower.
"The grass withers, the flower fades,
But the word of our God stands forever.”
Isaiah 40:8

When you failed to respect my viewpoints by pushing your unproven beliefs on me, you lost respect. Bullshit is bullshit. Grow a pair and put you big kid panties on.

Trolling? the OP posted the meme 8 months ago. OP did not bother to reply to his trolling for comments, but 8 months later you chose. I notice that you ignored the other poster's comment.

I believe in God, but not the childish, irresponsible white bearded guy that has every fault and failing of man that is the source of the Bible. The Bible, like the Quran, was written to enslave people to do the bidding of the human leaders. Too few people that proclaim to walk the path do so, their self-righteousness a blot on their time on Earth. I don't judge them, as there are higher authorities that do. To paraphrase what Glenda the Good told the Wicked Witch of the West: "Begone: your Bible has no power here!"