Picard Wtf

Hey assf**k! Wheres the pentagram you wanted to get me?

in my cat

Then disect the mofo and get it to me already! Jeez you are as slow as a Christian in mississippi! Satan is waiting for his sacrifices!

It has been ejected by her anus. I'm sending the catshit to you in the mail.

Where the f**k is the catshit???? April fools day was a month ago and you made me miss my chance! DAMMIT! You have any idea how hard it is to get a pentagram in the South?? Had to drive to a dark part of New Orleans and haggle more than with those damn Israelis I bought bacon from!

Ugh, what a troll.

wut

EXACTLY!