That moment you're president and try to sneak in pork at 4am but even the dumbest American people are smarter than you

...BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THOSE "SPECIAL AMENDMENTS" FOR MY FRIENDS... ... IT ALSO INCLUDES TAKING MONEY FROM VETERANS, GIVING A HUGE TAX CUT TO BILLIONAIRES... PULL THE PLUG ALREADY! ...AAAAAND THERE'S AN ASSHOLE.