WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BITTY BOY
HIS GRANDMOTHER BOUGHT HIM A CUTE LITTLE TOY; SILVER BELLS HANGIN' ON A STRING
SHE TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS DING A LING; HIS MOTHER TOOK HIM TO GRAMMER SCHOOL
BUT HE STOPPED OFF IN THE VESTIBULE; JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE; EVERY TIME THAT BELL WOULD RING
CATCHED HIM PLAYIN' WITH HIS DING A LING; ONCE HE WAS CLIMBING THE GARDEN WALL
HE SLIPPED AND HAD A TERRIBLE FALL; HE FELL SO HARD HE HEARD BELLS RING
BUT HELD ON TO HIS DING A LING; ONCE HE WAS SWIMMING CROSS TURTLE CREEK
MAN THEM SNAPPERS ALL AROUND HIS FEET; SURE WAS HARD SWIMMING CROSS THAT THING
WITH BOTH HANDS HOLDIN' HIS DING A LING; HE IS; THE MOST INTERESTING GUITARIST IN THE WORLD
