If you're going to be me, you have to like Star Wars and Trump

"because you think they're solely about you", but according to him, all of us trolls are the exact same person. According to him I have something like 50 computers, 20 smart phones, and use 30 VPN connections in 50 different countries in order to manage the +100 alts I have on this site. If his alt using troll memes are not all about me/you, then who else is the alt using troll?

Can I haz alt?

Ayy best friend, you made several memes clearly "inspired" by us.

Interesting, he just commented on your meme and it already has 2 upvotes. How in the world did that happen? I can't imagine 2 of the 3 people that upvoted your meme also upvoted him.

They both alright.

Watch the Star Wars films in this order: Episode 4-6, then 1-3, and then Rogue One. You'll thank me later.