I AM GROOT! (HEY, INTERNET! GUESS WHO'S GOING TO PRISON!); I AM GROOT! (YEP! ROCKET!); I AM GROOT. (HERE'S HIS MUGSHOT.); I AM GROOT. (HIM WAITING FOR HIS LAWYERS.); I AM GROOT! (HEHE, AND HE SAID I WASN'T ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET FOR THE NEXT MONTH.. COMMENT AWAY, PEOPLE!); UH, GROOT? WHY ARE YOU POSTING PICTURES OF ROCKET'S ARREST? OH MY GOD! HE'S GOING TO BE SO MAD WHEN HE SEES THIS. YOU MIGHT NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET EVER AGAIN. I AM GROOT. (YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL HIM, COMPRENDE?); GROOT! YOU'RE IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE! I AM GROOT... (OH, NO...); DID YOU TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY ARREST? AND TELL ME THE TRUTH. I AM GROOT... (YES, ROCKET. I'M SORRY.); TOO LATE FOR THAT. (UNPLUGS THE INTERNET.)
