Benidorm is a comedy TV show on ITV. It's about a hotel in Spain. Last episode, a man called Mr.Wu wanted to sell meat to the hotel restaurant, and Mr.Wu always says "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
Good! But seriously, Benidorm is real gooooood! So is Two And A Half Men, You've Been Framed, and My Wife And Kids. My Wife And Kids is on 5Star at about 10 ish and the other two are on ITV2 at 7pm.